"Coffee" Distressed Dad Hat | Vintage Washed Grey Cotton Cap

It’s not just a beverage; it’s a survival strategy.
Less of a drink request, more of a warning label for those approaching you before 10 AM. Our "Coffee" Distressed Dad Hat is the ultimate wearable "Do Not Disturb" sign for the chronically under-caffeinated.
With a vintage washed-grey finish and a perfectly broken-in feel right out of the box, this cotton classic creates that effortless "off-duty" look instantly. Whether you're on your third espresso run of the day, hiding your unwashed hair at the drive-thru, or just trying to avoid eye contact at the grocery store, it delivers your message clearly so you don't have to speak.
Why You Need It:
Clear Priorities: High-quality white embroidery that spells out the only word that matters right now.
Lived-In Comfort: Soft, unstructured fit that feels like a gentle hug for your caffeine-deprived brain.
The "It" Fit: Adjustable strap ensures it fits perfectly, even when your patience is wearing thin.
The Details:
Style: Unstructured 6-panel "Dad Hat" profile.
Color: Washed Charcoal Gray.
Material: 100% Cotton twill with a vintage finish.
Distressing: Subtle fraying on the pre-curved brim for a grunge aesthetic.
Fit: Unisex, One Size Fits Most with an adjustable back strap.