The Best-Seller is Back (For Now).
Dark humor meets everyday comfort. Our "Little Ray of Pitch Black" Distressed Dad Hat isn’t just a mood—it’s a warning label. After selling out quickly last time, we've restocked this fan favorite just in time for your next bad hair day (or bad mood day).
With a vintage acid-wash finish and a perfectly broken-in feel right out of the box, this cotton classic creates that effortless "off-duty" look instantly. Whether you're running errands, hiding from social interaction, or throwing shade (literally), it delivers the kind of sarcasm you can wear daily.
Why You Need It:
Instant Attitude: High-quality white embroidery that pops against the vintage charcoal.
Lived-In Comfort: Soft, unstructured fit that feels like you’ve owned it for years.
The "It" Fit: Adjustable strap ensures it fits your head—and your ego—perfectly.
The Details:
Style: Unstructured 6-panel "Dad Hat" profile.
Material: 100% Cotton with a premium acid-wash finish.
Distressing: Subtle fraying on the brim and crown for a grunge aesthetic.
Fit: Unisex, One Size Fits Most with an adjustable metal clasp slider.